Friday, 29 February 2008

Women of the world, Propose. Today is Feb 29th!

Did you know that February 29th is the only day when women are allowed to propose to men? There seems to be more than one origin for this tradition:

a) St. Bridget's Complaint
It is believed this tradition was started in 5th century Ireland when St. Bridget complained to St. Patrick about women having to wait for so long for a man to propose. According to legend, St. Patrick said the yearning females could propose on this one day in February during the leap year.

b)February 29th in English Law
According to English law, February 29th was ignored and had no legal status.
Folks assumed that traditions would also have no status on that day. It was also reasoned that since the leap year day existed to fix a problem in the calendar, it could also be used to fix an old and unjust custom that only let men propose marriage.

The first documentation of this practice dates back to 1288, when Scotland passed a law that allowed women to propose marriage to the man of their choice in that year. They also made it law that any man who declined a proposal in a leap year must pay a fine. The fine could range from a kiss to payment for a silk dress or a pair of gloves.

c)Sadie Hawkins Day
In the United States, some people have referred to this date as Sadie Hawkins Day with women being given the right to run after unmarried men to propose.

Sadie Hawkins was a female character in the Al Capp cartoon strip Li'l Abner. Many communities prefer to celebrate Sadie Hawkins Day in November which is when Al Capp first mentioned Sadie Hawkins Day.

Credits: http://marriage.about.com/cs/holidays/a/leapyear.htm

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Thursday, 28 February 2008

Time for introspection

Along with all the fun stuff that I`ve been posting I thought I`d slip in this one. It makes sense to step back and question oneself once a while.

75 questions to ask yourself

An old proverb says, “He that cannot ask cannot live”. If you want answers you have to ask questions. These are 75 questions you should ask yourself and try to answer. You can ask yourself these questions right now and over the course of your life.

1. Why not me?

2. Am I nice?

3. Am I doing what I really want to do?

4. What am I grateful for?

5. What’s missing in my life?

6. Am I honest?

7. Do I listen to others?

8. Do I work hard?

9. Do I help others?

10. What do I need to change about myself?

11. Have I hurt others?

12. Do I complain?

13. What’s next for me?

14. Do I have fun?

15. Have I seized opportunities?

16. Do I care about others?

17. Do I spend enough time with my family?

18. Am I open-minded?

19. Have I seen enough of the world?

20. Do I judge others?

21. Do I take risks?

22. What is my purpose?

23. What is my biggest fear?

24. How can I conquer that fear?

25. Do I thank people enough?

26. Am I successful?

27. What am I ashamed of?

28. Do I annoy others?

29. What are my dreams?

30. Am I positive?

31. Am I negative?

32. Is there an afterlife?

33. Does everything happen for a reason?

34. What can I do to change the world?

35. What is the most foolish thing I’ve ever done?

36. Am I cheap?

37. Am I greedy?

38. Who do I love?

39. Who do I want to meet?

40. Where do I want to go?

41. What am I most proud of?

42. Do I care what others think about me?

43. What are my talents?

44. Do I utilize those talents?

45. What makes me happy?

46. What makes me sad?

47. What makes me angry?

48. Am I satisfied with my appearance?

49. Am I healthy?

50. What was the toughest time in my life?

51. What was the easiest time in my life?

52. Am I selfish?

53. What was the craziest thing I did?

54. What is the craziest thing I want to do?

55. Do I procrastinate?

56. What is my greatest regret?

57. What has had the greatest impact on my life?

58. Who has had the greatest impact on my life?

59. Do I stand up for myself?

60. Have I settled for mediocrity?

61. Do I hold grudges?

62. Do I read enough?

63. Do I listen to my heart?

64. Do I donate enough to the less fortunate?

65. Do I pray only when I want something?

66. Do I constantly dwell on the past?

67. Do I let other people’s negativity affect me?

68. Do I forgive myself?

69. When I help someone do I think “What’s in it for me”?

70. Am I aware that someone always has it worse than me?

71. Do I smile more than I frown?

72. Do I surround myself with good people?

73. Do I take time out for myself?

74. Do I ask enough questions?

75. What other questions do I have?

Credits: http://www.lyved.com/life/75-questions-to-ask-yourself/

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Create a drawing of your own face.

I found this cool website where one can create faces. I guess this is the kind of webpage that will help in creating police sketches of suspects etc. I had fun trying to create my own face...can you create yours?

unfortunately, the embeded webpage is hijacking my site so i guess I`ll just leave a link:
"http://flashface.ctapt.de/"

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Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Loo chatting

Ever been caught up in loo chat before? hear this guys experience:

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Disgustingly true facts

Did you know ?

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Friday, 22 February 2008

An amazing picture story

There`s more to everything than is apparent. Watch this picture story by scrolling the pictures....i thought the artist would run out of zooming out situations long before he did.

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Lesson for Bono

bonoBono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.


At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.


Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'


From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet ...


'Well, f -- ckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!'


 


Credits: http://phocks.org/stumble/bono/

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Horse riding lion

Ever wondered if a lion can ride a horse? Wonder no more:


 

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Awesome ad (Video)

Watch this advertistement, there`s something about it that makes you sit up and take notice. Its an ad for Epuron - the german energy firm and winner of the Golden Lion award at Cannes International advertising Festival.

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Chuck Norris facts!

With my post on Rambo facts generating so much interest, i feel it is only fair that i make a post on another actor who has a fan base to rival - Chuck Norris. I came across this site which takes a big dig at the Norris man - laugh away:

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Thursday, 21 February 2008

The killer fish strikes fear into Britain.


Panic after 'Franken-fish' that is deadlier than a piranha is caught in Britain
With its razor- sharp teeth, the fish known as the giant snakehead terrorises the warm waters of south-east Asia.

Which is why an angler was particularly startled to hook a 2ft specimen from a river in Lincolnshire.

Andrew Alder caught the snakehead using a sprat for bait while fishing for pike in the River Witham near North Hykeham.

He took photographs of his catch and handed them over to experts who confirmed it was the deadly predator.

So devastating is the damage a giant snakehead can wreak on other fish, frogs and their natural habitat that it is on a list of species which cannot be imported into the UK.

Mr Alder, from Lincoln, said his catch had a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth and looked absolutely terrifying.

It is thought that the fish was smuggled in for a private aquarium and then illegally released into the wild when it became too much of a nuisance.

The presence of even one of the species in British waters is a nightmare for environmentalists and conservationists.

Giant snakeheads caused chaos to indigenous fish and the environment when they were found living in rivers and lakes in the U.S. in 2002.

Snipers with high-powered rifles even set up watch to shoot the fish as they crawled ashore and entire lakes were poisoned to get rid of them.

A spokesman for the Environment Agency said: "The giant snakehead is not native to the UK and the coolness of our waters mean they are unlikely to survive for any length of time in this country.

"However, they could still pose a danger to habitat and other fish and we would like to remind people that the dumping of fish in waters is illegal in this country and should not be carried out under any circumstances.

"Not only that, but dumping of non-native fish can cause severe damage to indigenous species and their natural environment."

Ben Weir, of the Anglers Mail, said: "In all my time of working within fishing I have never heard so many concerned voices."

Luckily Mr Alder realised the potential damage the snakehead could cause and did not throw it back. It later died and he disposed of it.
Credits:http://www.fun-on.com/weird_franken-fish_in_britain.php

and again:

Human-killing fish strikes fear into Brits
By staff writers
February 20, 2008 10:01am

A SAVAGE fish that eats everything it comes across, including people, has been hooked by a shocked British fisherman — sparking fears of a deadly invasion, The Sun reported.The giant snakehead, originating from South-East Asia, has a mouth crammed with teeth. It’s deadly in the water, but it can also “crawl” on land and survive out of water for up to four days. The discovery of the fish in Linconshire, northern England, has caused widespread panic amongst conservationists and anglers. An Environment Agency source told The Sun: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’. This is the ultimate invasive species - if it starts breeding here it’s a disaster.” Andy Alder caught the snakehead in the River Witham while using a sprat as bait for pike. He told the Sun: “It had a gob full of razor-sharp teeth. To be honest it looked terrifying.” It is believed the fish may have been smuggled in for an aquarium and illegally released. (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23245870-401,00.html)

and more:


Published: 19 Feb 2008

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion.
The vicious giant snakehead EATS everything it comes across and has even been reported to KILL people.
The monster — from south-east Asia — has a mouth crammed with fearsome teeth, can “crawl” on land and survive out of water for up to four days.
News that a 2ft specimen had been hooked in an English river caused widespread panic among anglers and conservationists.

Journey ... smuggle fear
An Environment Agency source said last night: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’. This is the ultimate invasive species — if it starts breeding here it’s a disaster.” Angler Andy Alder caught the snakehead while using a sprat as bait for pike on the River Witham near North Hykeham, Lincs.
Andy, of Lincoln, said: “It had a gob full of razor-sharp teeth. To be honest it looked terrifying.”

Experts who studied photos of Andy’s catch confirmed it was the predator which is on a list of species that cannot be imported into the UK.
It is feared the fish had been smuggled in for an aquarium and then illegally released. Snakeheads caused chaos when they were found in America in 2002, with snipers setting up on banksides to shoot them and entire lakes being poisoned to kill them.
(http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article817553.ece)

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Ah, that explains it!

......and one day farmer brown discovers why his prize cow Lassie has been dry everytime he turns up to milk her!

Cow With An Awesome Talent - Watch more free videos

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Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Elephant throwing darts.

Why do they consider elephants to be intelligent? This video will probably reveal why. Its one thing for an animal to learn to throw darts, but to get it to hit with precision every time is something else!

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Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Do you believe ads?

Can you believe these?!!!! These are original ads by the cola companies some time long back when people were more gullible! It makes you wonder what people are going to be saying about the claims that the ads of today make twenty years from now :



I cant really read the fine print in the one below but the above says:
How soon is too soon?
Not soon enough, Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favour. Do your child a favour. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
The soda pop board of America


..and hows this for a cigarette ad?

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Rabbit takes on snake!

This is unbelievable stuff...Ever seen a rabbit take on a snake?I guess this rabbit thinks he is a mongoose!...I mean what on earth is it thinking?

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Monday, 18 February 2008

Strange Coincidences

Wow, call it coincidence or the supernatural but these are some amazing ones that really happened:


A bullet that reached its destiny years later
Henry Ziegland thought he had dodged fate. In 1883, he broke off a relationship with his girlfriend who, out of distress, committed suicide. The girl’s brother was so enraged that he hunted down Ziegland and shot him. The brother, believing he had killed Ziegland, then turned his gun on himself and took his own life. But Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet, in fact, had only grazed his face and then lodged in a tree. Ziegland surely thought himself a lucky man. Some years later, however, Ziegland decided to cut down the large tree, which still had the bullet in it. The task seemed so formidable that he decided to blow it up with a few sticks of dynamite. The explosion propelled the bullet into Ziegland’s head, killing him. (Source: Ripley’s Believe It or Not!)

Twin Boys, twin lives
The stories of identical twins’ nearly identical lives are often astonishing, but perhaps none more so than those of identical twins born in Ohio. The twin boys were separated at birth, being adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. And here the coincidences just begin. Both James grew up not even knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training, both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda. They both had sons whom one named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women - both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy. Forty years after their childhood separation, the two men were reunited to share their amazingly similar lives. (Source: Reader’s Digest, January 1980)

Just like Edgar Allan Poe’s book
In the 19th century, the famous horror writer, Egdar Allan Poe, wrote a book called ‘The narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym’. It was about four survivors of a shipwreck who were in an open boat for many days before they decided to kill and eat the cabin boy whose name was Richard Parker. Some years later, in 1884, the yawl, Mignonette, foundered, with only four survivors, who were in an open boat for many days. Eventully the three senior members of the crew, killed and ate the cabin boy. The name of the cabin boy was Richard Parker.

Twin brothers, killed on the same road, two hours apart
On 2002, Seventy-year-old twin brothers have died within hours of one another after separate accidents on the same road in northern Finland. The first of the twins died when he was hit by a lorry while riding his bike in Raahe, 600 kilometres north of the capital, Helsinki. He died just 1.5km from the spot where his brother was killed. “This is simply a historic coincidence. Although the road is a busy one, accidents don’t occur every day,” police officer Marja-Leena Huhtala told Reuters. “It made my hair stand on end when I heard the two were brothers, and identical twins at that. It came to mind that perhaps someone from upstairs had a say in this,” she said. (Source: BBC News)

Three suicide attempts, all stopped by the same Monk
Joseph Aigner was a fairlly well-known portrait painter in 19th century Austria who, apparently, was quite an unhappy fellow: he several times attempted suicide. His first attempt was at the young age of 18 when he tried to hang himself, but was interrupted by the mysterious appearance of a Capuchin monk. At age 22 he again tried to hang himself, but was again saved from the act by the very same monk. Eight years later, his death was ordained by others who sentenced him to the gallows for his political activities. Once again, his life was saved by the intervention of the same monk. At age 68, Aiger finally succeeded in suicide, a pistol doing the trick. His funeral ceremony was conducted by the same Capuchin monk - a man whose name Aiger never even knew. (Source: Ripley’s Giant Book of Believe It or Not!)

Poker winnings, to the unsuspected son
In 1858, Robert Fallon was shot dead, an act of vengeance by those with whom he was playing poker. Fallon, they claimed, had won the $600 pot through cheating. With Fallon’s seat empty and none of the other players willing to take the now-unlucky $600, they found a new player to take Fallon’s place and staked him with the dead man’s $600. By the time the police had arrived to investigate the killing, the new player had turned the $600 into $2,200 in winnings. The police demanded the original $600 to pass on to Fallon’s next of kin - only to discover that the new player turned out to be Fallon’s son, who had not seen his father in seven years! (Source: Ripley’s Giant Book of Believe It or Not!)

A novel that unsuspectedly described the spy next door
When Norman Mailer began his novel Barbary Shore, there was no plan to have a Russian spy as a character. As he worked on it, he introduced a Russian spy in the U.S. as a minor character. As the work progressed, the spy became the dominant character in the novel. After the novel was completed, the U.S. Immigration Service arrested a man who lived just one floor above Mailer in the same apartment building. He was Colonel Rudolf Abel, alleged to be the top Russian spy working in the U.S. at that time. (Source: Science Digest)

Mark Twain and Halley’s Comet
Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley’s Comet in 1835, and died on the day of its next appearance in 1910. He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: “I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.”

Three strangers on a Train, with complementary last names
In the 1920s, three Englishman were traveling separately by train through Peru. At the time of their introduction, they were the only three men in the railroad car. Their introductions were more surprising than they could have imagined. One man’s last name was Bingham, and the second man’s last name was Powell. The third man announced that his last name was Bingham-Powell. None were related in any way. (Source: Mysteries of the Unexplained)

Two brothers killed by the same taxi driver, one year apart
In 1975, while riding a moped in Bermuda, a man was accidentally struck and killed by a taxi. One year later, this man’s bother was killed in the very same way. In fact, he was riding the very same moped. And to stretch the odds even further, he was struck by the very same taxi driven by the same driver - and even carrying the very same passenger! (Source: Phenomena: A Book of Wonders, John Michell and Robert J. M. Rickard)

Credits: http://caffeine-overload.com/2008/01/20/10-strange-coincidences/

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Want to be annoyingly vengeful?


I stumbled across this gadget on the web...just think how much fun (read revenge) you could have with this!:

This is not just a black piece of plastic like it appears. This is a Wrong Number Generator. Attach it to someone’s phone line and when they try to call a number, it will actually dial a different number. It has both a phone plug connection and spade connectors so you can either connect it inline with the phone or somewhere much harder to find. Think of how much you could annoy someone with this thing. To make it even more of a nuisance, it will let the actual number be connected 25% of the time. Just to throw them off.

Credits: http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/wrong-number-generator/

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Sunday, 17 February 2008

When will you die?

Want to know when you will die? Visit the death clock site (below)
Oh a kilo is 2.2 lbs.
http://www.deathclock.com/
P.S.
Dont take this too seriously!


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Apology Letter from the Wife

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when
it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife. XXX


P.S. Your girlfriend called.


credits: http://www.1funny.com/apologywife.shtml

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Which side of your brain do you use?

Which side of your brain are you using? Apparently you can say so by looking at this picture. If you are seeing her spin clockwise, then it is the right side and if you see her spin counterclockwise , it is the left. It seems that a certain percent of people can see her go both ways! I cant!


P.S:
Check here to see her spin both ways http://www.where-what-how-why.com/?p=139

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Saturday, 16 February 2008

Faith on two legs

Would you walk on your hands if you didnt have feet? Well faith would have. Faith is an incredible dog who walks upright on two legs because she has no hands. Watch this amazing video.


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For compulsive bubble bursters

I bet you have burst bubble wrap...having done it almost compulsively myself, I know how addictive it can get! Its annoying when you run out of bubbles though..but hey dont fret, here a virtual one. Either burst single bubbles, or tick the manic mode and fire the machine gun!

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Stonehenge was rebuilt!

Did you know Stonehenge was rebuilt? Check this out:

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Friday, 15 February 2008

Seven Medical Myths

I just chanced across this post and I guess we are a misinformed lot!

Ask your doctor how much water you should drink or why you couldn't keep your eyes open after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're likely to get the same misinformation your mother-in-law might dispense. A study published in the December 2007 British Medical Journal tweaked physicians on their acceptance of some widespread medical beliefs that might now be reclassified as old wives' tales. Here's a rundown:

Drink at least 8 glasses of water a day: The researchers who conducted the study could find no clinical evidence to support this notion. But they did dig up an article from the November 2002 American Journal of Physiology that documented the lack of evidence behind this popular recommendation. You do need to be well hydrated, but research suggests that the liquids most people drink daily - juice, milk, and decaffeinated beverages - will do the trick. Your best bets are purified water, diluted fruit juice, tea, and sparkling water flavored with fruit juice.

We use only 10 percent of our brains: This is a real oldie that traces its history back to 1907, but didn't originate, as once believed, with Albert Einstein. Now that we know much more about neuroscience than we did 100 years ago, we can say for sure that we use much more than 10 percent of the brain, say the BMJ researchers. In fact, high-tech methods of studying the brain have not identified any inactive areas.
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Hair and fingernails continue to grow after death: This disturbing, gruesome image is pure "moonshine" according to forensic anthropologist William Maples, who was quoted in the BMJ study. However, he explained that dehydration of the body after death can cause retraction of the skin around hair and nails, giving the illusion that they have grown. All tissues require energy to sustain their functions, and no such thing is possible once the mechanism that promotes normal growth shuts down at death.

Reading in dim light ruins your eyesight: You can get eyestrain and have difficulty focusing when trying to read in poor lighting, but these symptoms have no permanent effect on eyesight. One current theory holds that nearsightedness (myopia) might be caused by reading in dim light or holding books too close to the face. But consider this: rates of myopia are increasing and are higher now then they were centuries ago when people read by candlelight. What's more, the BMJ researchers found hundreds of expert opinions that conclude that reading in dim light doesn't permanently hurt your eyes.

Shaving causes hair to grow back faster or coarser: No, it does not. This popular notion was disproved as early as 1928 and more recent studies have confirmed that shaving has no effect on hair growth (or regrowth), write the BMJ investigators. They speculate that when shaved hair regrows, it lacks the fine taper seen at the end of unshaven hair, making it appear coarser. And the fact that it hasn't been exposed to light may make it seem darker than other hair.

Mobile phones are dangerous in hospitals: The BMJ credits this widespread belief (and the origin of those signs in hospitals warning against the use of mobile phones) to a Wall Street Journal article citing a medical journal report of more than 100 incidents of suspected electromagnetic interference with medical devices before 1993. But studies in England and the U.S. have found little in the way of interference and few serious effects. The BMJ cited a 2007 study that showed no interference at all in 300 tests in 75 treatment rooms. Indeed, the journal reported on a survey of anesthetists that showed use of mobile phones by physicians was associated with a reduced risk of medical error or injury resulting from delays in communication. Let's see how long it takes hospitals to react to these findings and change their policies with regard to cell phone use.

Eating turkey makes people especially drowsy: Not so. Here, the myth is that the tryptophan in turkey causes the drowsiness. This amino acid is known to cause drowsiness, but the truth is that there's as much tryptophan in pork and cheese as there is in turkey. What's more, as the BMJ researchers noted that for tryptophan to promote sleep, you need to ingest it on an empty stomach (with no protein present) - something that's unlikely at Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. Other factors are probably to blame for post-meal drowsiness: any big meal can make you sleepy because of a decrease in blood flow and oxygenation to the brain. And then, of course, there's the wine.
The researchers said that they selected the seven myths above because they had heard them so often that they thought they were true or might be true. They learned that they could be wrong and "need to question what other falsehoods we unwittingly propagate" in the practice of medicine.

Amen.


Credits: http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/ART02909/Seven-Medical-Myths.html

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Thursday, 14 February 2008

A vote for HillBilly?


Credits:http://www.keithwhite.us/hillbilly.html

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The Age Project

The Age Project is a website loosely built around the topics of aging, stages of life, and mortality.

Currently, the main attraction is a parlor game in which users try to guess the ages of other users based on a photograph. If you want to know what people think of you, add your photo too.

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Send your friend a nose to de-hair! (or do it yourself)

Ever wondered what becmes of nose hair after its pulled out of the confines of the nostrils...find out here. Use the tweezers to pull out the nose hair and watch it turn into something good! You could also customize it to turn nasty!

Credits:http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose_send.here

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Feel the touch.

Check this out, try to place your cursor on the fan and see what happens....or check out the example of the guys photo.I challenge you to sit the cursor there! This was done using a flash toolkit called power cursor which creates interfaces allowing sensations like stickiness, volume rougness or mass to be felt in a graphical interface to "evoke the tactile experience".

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Power reading.

I always wondered how people could read with speed, I suppose this explains things a bit!

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Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Hippo adopts a tortoise for its momma!

Last time I posted about a tigress adopting piglets for foster kids. This one is even more weird. A Giant tortoise adopts a Baby hippo!!

100 Year-old Tortoise acts as Mom to Baby Hippo

A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa . Officials said The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean, then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him.It is incredible.
A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge Park , told AFP.After it was swept away and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately , it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together," the ecologist added. "The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it followed its mother. somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.The hippo is a young baby, he was left at a very tender age and by nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four years," he explained.

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Sunday, 10 February 2008

Portrait of a family through the ages

This is cute and persevering - This family takes portraits of thier members every year on June 17th...and now they`ve put it all online. Its amazing to watch the facial characterestics as one ages. Notice how also the eldest kid resembles the Dad and the youngest the Mom.
Credits:http://zonezero.com/magazine/essays/diegotime/time.html

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Lost in Time?

Are you one of those people who often get lost in time. Maybe you need to put things into perspective...or rather have it put that way for you. I stumbled across this site which does it perfectly.

Credits: http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf

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Friday, 8 February 2008

An electrifying read!

I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I read this!



A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this.

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.

I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.??

AWESOME!!!?

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.??

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?! !??

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong???

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.? ? All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"??

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...? ? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one- second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button,?and??

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!??

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner , then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.

I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?

The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, stupid, do it again!"??

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself!

You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.

A three-second burst would be considered conservative??

SON-OF-A-... That hurt like **% !!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles! I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! Still in shock!!

P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!?

"If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid."


Credits: http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/693.html

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Wouldnt you love to have been this cool !

Not only does he win the million, just watch how he does it in style!



Millionaire With Style - More bloopers are a click away

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Virtual Street Paintings

Wow, is this art or science or both?

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Thursday, 7 February 2008

Make a cool self powered revolving candle!

This is so cool. Quite a genius, whoever it is that came up with it.



Building The Amazing Steam Candle - video powered by Metacafe

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Shark eater caught on Tape

Here`s a rarity  - visitors have filmed a Sand tiger shark attempting to swallow another shark at America's Underwater Adventures Aquarium.



What they initially thought to be a part of the usual feeding process apparently was not so.


The aquarists later tried to free the victim in an unsuccessful attemp which was also caught on tape.

The keepers finally got on a boat and freed the hapless shark free with tongs. It is now wounded but fine and on a course of antibiotics!


Credits : http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1565

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Piglets get a tigress for foster mom!

...or rather tigress gets piglets for foster children!
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.


The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.


After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veter inarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger

Would they become cubs or pork chops?????????????




not yet anyway!
Credits: http://www.frogview.com/show2.php?file=415

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Wednesday, 6 February 2008

This is Hilarious!

Damon, Silverman are a naughty hit
February 3, 2008
For Jimmy Kimmel's fifth anniversary show, Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman sang a duet so filthy, none of it is printed here.

The two serenaded Kimmel, Silverman's longtime boyfriend, with a gleeful account of their raunchy affair -- all in jest, natch.

On YouTube, the video has tallied more than 1.5 million views since it aired Thursday night on ABC.

It wasn't Damon's first cameo on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" which often ends with the C-list host pretending to bump the A-list star. This time, Damon had the last laugh, interrupting Silverman at the end. "Stop right there," he said. "Jimmy, we're out of time."




Credits:Chicago tribune

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Tuesday, 5 February 2008

A request to Subway inc


Credits: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/drew_anopenlettertosubway.gif

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Funny review!

This review appeared on Amazon.com by a customer who had bought this vaccum cleaner. It surely must rate high among the funniest reviews ever.
I Hate This Vacuum, December 27, 2005
By drew m

Listen, maybe because I am a man, and in our society men have been stereotyped as helpless boobs who couldn't make a bowl of cereal without the help of a wife/mom/fairy godmother, I should be not the person to review this product. But since my wife likes this vacuum, and because as such I cannot smash into a million pieces with a fungo bat, I have to write this review to get even the Electrolux Oxygen Ultra, an object that is now my sworn enemy, from now until the end of eternity.

I hate this vacuum. Every moment I use it is a chance to ruminate on how much I hate it. Seriously. I vacuum around the house saying to myself, "I hate this vacuum. You know what? This is a really terrible vacuum. I don't think I like this vacuum. Oh wait, did I just suck up the dog?"

It was clearly designed by someone rich enough to never have to use it. Let's start with the basic setup. The main body of the vacuum is something you drag behind you as you go from room to room. This would be a great thing if the house you're vacuuming happens to be empty. And maybe in Sweden or Switzerland or wherever they designed this godawful piece of garbage, that's all the rage now. But if you're someone who happens to have furnished their house with things like chairs and tables (and even the occasional ottoman), this means the Electrolux is constantly getting stopped by whatever objects you had the audacity to place in its way. With an upright vacuum, you don't have to drag anything. But you have to constantly drag the Electrolux everywhere you want to go. I'd like to drag it behind a truck going 150 mph, but that's about it.

Then there's the main, carpet-cleaning attachment of the Electrolux. I hate this attachment. First off, the attachment allows the main handle from the vacuum to be turned to the right, and to the right only. I even checked it for an hour just to make sure I hadn't made a mistake. Nope. This is the only way the attachment turns on the handle. Why? Who knows? Probably just to annoy me, because I paid $600 for the stupid thing. Oh sure, I can turn my hand and vacuum my carpet Gangsta-style now, but otherwise this is the kind of design flaw that makes you want to drive your Honda through Bed Bath & Beyond, just to get even.

And, if anything, this attachment sucks too hard. Like that fringe on your oriental rug? Sorry, the Electrolux thought that was lunch! But every rug could use a good shearing now and then. Also, the motor in the attachment spins so hard it makes controlling the thing darn near impossible. But hey, at least you can turn the handle to the right.

Did I mention that you can only get bags for the Ultra through Electrolux, and that the bags have to be shipped to you? I didn't? Don't worry, no one told me either.

The other attachments aren't so hot either. The attachment we use to vacuum the hardwood floor is stiff and cumbersome. And the coiling tube that goes to the main handle is almost always, without fail, twisted up in an awkward fashion.

Listen, I'm a simple guy. This is clearly what I get for being dumb enough to buy a $600 vacuum. I'm sure the Electrolux has the sucking power of 1,000 Kevin Federlines, and can filter out all the potential carcinogens and death spores I've been told pollute our air. But this isn't rocket science. It's a vacuum. You know why I vacuum? So that stuff looks like it's been vacuumed. That's all. Basic house vacuuming can be easily accomplished with any $100 Hoover out there. You can probably get one at a yard sale. Or maybe you can get my Electrolux at our next yard sale. If I'm sneaky enough, the wife won't notice.

I hate this vacuum.

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A cool apology form

Are you in need of a cool way to make an apology but have no clue where to start? This site has got just the solution you need. Just fill in the form and generate your cool apology! once done you can them mail it to whomever it is that is so pissed off (and who you really dont want to face now!). There`s loads of other forms too if you are interested.

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Drunk Squirrel

Ever seen a drunk squirrel? This one is!

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Monday, 4 February 2008

Return from the dead!


Credits : http://uaddit.com/discussions/showthread.php?t=601

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Check your internet speed

Need to find out how fast your internet connection is? Are you really achieving the speeds that your provider claims? Find out here :

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Free streaming movies

Want to watch free streaming movies? Maybe even the latest ones - This website gives you a whole list of links which show you free movies. I myself have been a regular user of one amongst it (Joox.net)and i can vouch there`s some great content in there.

Source: http://www.ovguide.com/

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Bunny surgery

Ever fancied doing surgery? Well here`s your chance, go ahead and save the life of this bunny! Quick, before he`s dead!


Update: Oops, some vital tools seem not to fit into the frame (resulting in a lot of confused surgeons and dead bunnies) you can continue the surgery on the original page (given below)
Credits: http://www.10mg.nl/

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Sunday, 3 February 2008

I look like my dog contest







So who do you think wins?
credits: http://www.flyaboveall.com/dogs.htm

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Rambo facts!

So, are you a Rambo fan? I used to be as a kid, but gave up since then...anyway, how has Rambo fared over the ages? Here`s a few revealing facts on his killing prowess, draw your own conclusions:

Taken from:http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/rambo-death-chart.jpg

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Face on the web

He he, Check this out …try clicking the mouth:


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Typist or Mozart?


Now, I`m not a piano player, hell, I cant even read the notes but have you even felt you could be playing the piano while typing away at your keyboard? Well, you could...check this out. Click the "Switch to keyboard" button and play away or even create your own tunes and play them back.

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Lion Hug

I wonder what would be the instinct when those bars are`nt there. I mean, yes lions are capable of affection, but have you kept a cat? more often than not affectionate hugs turn into mild playing and that inturn to serious play. I`d think twice about serious play with a lion!

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How would you react?


What would your reaction be if you walked into something like this? I bet you would react!

Taken from: http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9961/coconutcrab2zt4.jpg

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Dare you see




Well?

taken from :http://www.art-dept.com/artists/rankin/portfolio/specialprojects/eyescapes/portfolio.html?source=20i

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A Creation Myth

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On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that i s why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

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